My Mom is a dancer.

I don't know if you pups know but my Mom is an Irish dancer. She has crazy sparkley dresses and competes for trophies. I looove when she practices because she keeps her arms down and it's the perfect time for your girl Gucci to sneak up on her for a l'il boxing action. I boxed her during all of her dances yesterday except for one...




Ohhh andddd...Mom got me new treats!! She also got me this Kong thing that I can only have in my crate but it's so so so fun that I don't mind. I actually sat in my crate working on getting the treatie unstuck for no reason yesterday. Here's proof-

So much for liking hockey.

Woe is me. First intermission and we haven't scored yet. C'mon Caps, I want some treaties!

Whoa...whoa...whoa. What was that Mom?

No hockey game treats left?? Only training treats and crate treats?
Pffft...fineee...I didn't want to watch the game anyways! Not like I was prepared with my horseshoe and Slapshot or anything.
Whoa that commercial looks weird in the picture.

Oh and get this, the dog park where we live is closed until December 1st.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD DAY FOR YOUR GIRL GUCCI. :(

Maybe I don't hate hockey afterall.

Despite my previous posts about hating hockey, I may be changing my bark. Mostly because Mom got me a stuffie version of Slapshot. I only get Slapshot during road games or when Mom comes home from a game. He's a handsome 'n snuggly l'il fella and I LOVE HIM!


Look at my empty bed in the corner. I haven't slept there in weeks! Snuggling with Mom and kicking her if I dream of chasing squirrellies is more fun.
It looks like I'm sleeping, but I'm really not. Gotta keep an eye out for anyone putting "the biscuit in the basket."
Tonight Mommy's Capitals played in Anaheim. Actually they're still playing and that means I get to stay up past my bedtime!! YAY FOR TIMEZONES!!! Also, YAY FOR MOM GICING ME A TREAT EVERYTIME THE CAPS SCORE (so far we've got six goals...9:54 left in the third). Hehehe.

Oh yeah, do you know what this is??!?

Yup. Vanilla Milkshake. There's a man who comes to our door with 'em on occasion. Usually he brings a pizza too. I wish I had a milkshake man of my own. My Mom is being very Lisa the Mean-esque and not sharing. Not even after I've been cheering on her team. Hrmpfh.

Also, BERNIE SAYS I AM BEING LAZY WITH MY BLOG. Silly boxerboy has NO IDEA how much energy it takes to be as pretty and as cute as I am on a daily basis. Sometimes I am so exhausted there's just no energy left for your girl Gucci to post on her bloggy. SO TAKE THAT BERNSTER!

Stupid costume nonsense.

I'm sure you are all familiar with Maverick the Pirate's ridiculously awesome costume. Well, Mom and her friends were talking about pirates tonight before the hockey game. For whatever reason Mom brought up Maverick's costume and her friends remembered my Mom's pirate vermont teddy bear and soooo...yeah. Somehow I wound up in Mom's striped shirt and the bear's accessories? I refused the boots- they look much better in the background!

Love eyepatchy for my Chefy.

Save me??

Reaping the rewards of quasi-cooperation.

I got a box today!!

Woooooow. Gaia and her Mommy are like totally the most pawesomely sweet tagteam evarrrrr!!!

I got a biiiig box 'o treats today!

I couldn't get the box open fast enough!

Mmmm...I smell somethin' yummy.

ooOooOo...I'mma need some help
opening these packages Mom!

Lickin' mah lips...

C'mon Mom, gimme more than just one!

Gobble gobble!

Can't leave any crumbs for l'il Zoe.

Those snackies made me sleepy.

OH! I hear something! Miss Ashley is home!
Maybe she'll give me more snackies!!!

Working on my telekinesis skills...

GAIA MAKE SURE TO GIVE YOUR MOMMY LOTSA THANK YOU LICKS AND SNUGGLES ON MY BEHALF!!!

Also, If you know which kind hooomans like, lemme know so I can eat those first.

♥♥♥ ...and yes, Chef is my boyfriend now and I'm not sharing these snackies with anyone but him [c'mon over my handsome Chefster...I've got some Torri's Tasty Dog Treats wif your name on 'em]!!!♥♥

I'm being tortured.

Apparently my paws are cracked? I don't know.

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Sox? C'mon Mom.

Oh yeah, speaking of paws. THE WOMAN TOTALLY FORGOT TO SEND IN MY PAWLIMPICS ENTRIES OMDDDDD!!#$%^&#!@# Sighhhhhhhhhhhh. I'll post 'em in the next few days so you can see how cute the pics are...totally medal worthy. Sighhhhhhhhhh. I better get one of those taquito treats after all this nonsense!

HEHEHE AND...
Oreo is still alive. :) I love that l'il goi!

Heehe tonight I got a biiiig treat!!

Sooo Mommy was feeling much better by around lunchtime but I wanted to sleep more soo she let me nap while she ran errands 'n stuff. Then she came come and we played with a pawesome squirrel toy and we played football a l'il [::coughcoug:: hey Lenny, football totally needs to be in the paw-limpics ::cough::] and laterrrr Miss Ashley came home.

Miss Ashley is my Mommy's roommate and she has a super cute l'il yokie dude named Zoe [she had the name first]!

Anywaysssssss...Zoe [a picture of him begging tonight is over on the right side] turned six last week and someone gave him some snackie treats that are waaaaay too big for him so Miss Ashley said I could have 'em!! Her and Mommy said they are like doggy taquitos! I have no clue what taquitos are coz I don't have any chihuahua friends yet but they sure sounded delish and mannnn oh mannnnnnn those treats did not disappoint!!

Everyone ask your hoomans...does this snackie look like a taquito to yooou?????

Despite having his own rawhide, Zoe really wanted in on my doggy taquito action...

So sorry Zoe, 1) Ashley said you couldn't have any; and 2) it was waaaay too delish to share. :X