Today has been pawesome!

The weather here is supersuper nice again. Sooooo super nice that I didn't want Mom to miss out on any of it so I woke her up at 6:30am!! Itsok, I let her take a nap after breakfasts. After the nap we went for some loooooooooong walkies action and guess what?!? OMD! The baseball field wasn't being used so I got to run around the entiiiiiiiiire field. Only for five minutes though, but I think that was more than enough time. Here's proof hehe...
The reason I only got to run around for five minutes was because if I ran around for any longer I was gonna be late for my appointment at the Fur Factory! Yup, your girl Gucci has a groomer now because I don't like Mom giving me manicures. She should give me treats, not manicures! While I was getting my spaw treatments Mom went and hungout with my bro Bernie! I'm sure he missed me.

Sooo now I'm a pretty perfumed pupster. Seriously I smelll soooooooooooooooooo good. I bet my Chefster can smell me all the way in Canada...that's how strong and yummiez this perfume is. Momma is loving it and the squirrels are staying away, as they should!!

So we came home and I deemed it naptime. I don't know why Mom put this stupid green blanket on the couch. Um. There's no pillow on that spot. Silly hooman. Would she lay where there was no pillow? Doubt it!

Sweet dreams blogpack!!

I feel pretty.

1.) The l'il hooman boy who called me a cow's dog is super nice. He tells me all the latest gossip. I'll try to get a picture of him one of these days. No worries though, he is no where near as handsome as my Cheffie Weffie!

2.) Apparently I look good for my age. Three people the past two days have said "aww...is she a puppy??!?". Mom said next time she's just gonna go along with it.

3.) It's finally getting kinda warm here which means I get super extra awesome long walks!! This morning I got a 45 minute one! I told Mom that I wanted to pretend like I was on top model so she took some pictures for my portfolio.

I was kinda camera shy at first.

Then I made my best pouty puppy face.

Sniffing for squirrels.

On the prowl.

Mom calls this area 'squirrel alley'.

See my lady-like paw whilst I ready
myself to pounce on a squirrel-y?

Here's a close-up hehehe.

Maybe I don't hate hockey afterall.

Despite my previous posts about hating hockey, I may be changing my bark. Mostly because Mom got me a stuffie version of Slapshot. I only get Slapshot during road games or when Mom comes home from a game. He's a handsome 'n snuggly l'il fella and I LOVE HIM!


Look at my empty bed in the corner. I haven't slept there in weeks! Snuggling with Mom and kicking her if I dream of chasing squirrellies is more fun.
It looks like I'm sleeping, but I'm really not. Gotta keep an eye out for anyone putting "the biscuit in the basket."
Tonight Mommy's Capitals played in Anaheim. Actually they're still playing and that means I get to stay up past my bedtime!! YAY FOR TIMEZONES!!! Also, YAY FOR MOM GICING ME A TREAT EVERYTIME THE CAPS SCORE (so far we've got six goals...9:54 left in the third). Hehehe.

Oh yeah, do you know what this is??!?

Yup. Vanilla Milkshake. There's a man who comes to our door with 'em on occasion. Usually he brings a pizza too. I wish I had a milkshake man of my own. My Mom is being very Lisa the Mean-esque and not sharing. Not even after I've been cheering on her team. Hrmpfh.

Also, BERNIE SAYS I AM BEING LAZY WITH MY BLOG. Silly boxerboy has NO IDEA how much energy it takes to be as pretty and as cute as I am on a daily basis. Sometimes I am so exhausted there's just no energy left for your girl Gucci to post on her bloggy. SO TAKE THAT BERNSTER!

I made a new enemy.

A new Petsmart was having a Grand Opening pawty today.

I was excited to get some new stuffiez and treaties until I noticed this guy guarding the door...
Checkout this zoomed in version! Don't I look tuff??!?

As far as I'm concerned, he may as well have been wearing a squirrel suit.

PUPARAZZI!

For those of you pups who may not remember, here are a couple photos (you should be able to click on a picture for a larger version) from our night out at Love Nightclub in DC!

I passed out but Chef just kept going with the shots!
Rusty and Mack jumped on the couch to get in this piccie!

Checkout Clover, Lorenza and those hammies dancin'
it up on the bar...and that Petey, always such a ladies man.

I'm sure everyone heard about Toby being arrested by now. No worries!! Some sneaky pups have helped him escape!!!
DWB Secret Service Agents Scooter and Maverick stand
guard while Ben and Chef...well...boys will be boys!

Were you wondering what happened to the squirrel pinata? I know I was!!

Yup! That's Rambo and Rusty at work!

A couple of pups have asked how I cure my hangovers. There's a tasty bevvie called Urban Detox. Works everytime!

I don't know how many more puparazzi pics are out there, but if I find anymore, I'll let you blog packers know!

The weekend thus far.

Yesterday I went for a run with Mom and

went to the dog park TWICE!!! I was worn out!

Here I am working on my bbq telekinesis.

While on the balcony I saw a squirrel and was not
happy about it. Apparently the bbqing somedoggie
was not happy about the squirrel either.
"C'mon Mom, gimme that Greenie!"

This morning I was busy resting up for the 'Skins game.
See my Redskins collar? It's my favoritest collar.

Then it was time to watch the pregame show!

Now I gots to go help Mom with her fantasy football picks. Enjoy the rest of your weekend blog pack!!

Dinnertime dramaramaaaaa.

So I had a super good long walk and after lounging around for a l'il Mom decided it was dinnertime!! YAAY!!!

First I gots to explain, Mom feeds me in the crate because she thinks that'll make me like it more [pffft yaaah rite Mom] and the crate is on the other side of the room from the water [see photo below, I am modeling how I drink water].


Sooo I was eating and then I went to get a drink and when I went back to get some more foodstuffs who did I find in my crate??? L'il Zoe!!! I barked at him and then he went all kinds of super crazyyy and so I was like, "Yo dude you tryin' to box?? I'm undefeated yakno!!? It's TKO time babeh!" and then Momma snatched him up and he scratched her arm really bad and then Zoe got yelled at by HIS Mom and I got scolded too and now I'm not even hungry.



Sighhhhhhhhhh.

Poor Momma's arm [oh and she says that the reason her bed isn't made is because I always jump on it and roll around on the covers and so there's no point to trying anymore...uhhhh EXCUSES!!!].






Poor squirrel who got stepped all over during our l'il rumble.

Lotsa good news! [Updated]

Just got home from the vet!

I have been spayed already and I lost 2lbs!!

Mom says that means she doesn't get in trouble for giving me treats!
She also said that doesn't mean I get more treats. :[

They did a pee test to make sure I'm not on any banned substances before the paw-limpics. I totally passed that with flyinggggggg colors. They also said I have no infections and that my Mommy is "doing a great job" with me!!


YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! To celebrate I'm gonna go box with Uncle Erik and then take a nappy with my squirrel.

xxxoo's for all!
love, gucci

UPDATE: I got caught trying to bring squirrel on the couch at Mom's Mom's house but I charmed her 'n she let me snuggle up with her...but no squirrels allowed...sighhhhhhhhhhh. Can't win 'em all.

Home, home on the range [err...in the apartment]

The other post was getting waaaay too long so I'm starting a new one for Sunday.

So today was kinda uneventful. Ohhhh...I forgot to say that last night I had my first ever Greenie!!! Those things are so yummy.

Back to today though...mehhhhhhhh I can't stop yawning long enough to talk about it. Pretty much, we went on walks 'n stuff, Mom did some shopping, then we ate, then we came home and Zoe wasn't very happy to see me.


So instead of playing chase with him, I just grabbed my squirrely and starting posting. I'm done with that now so I'm gonna try to get Mom to give me another Greenie before nappage. Wish me luck!!