It's aliveeeeee...

...and by "it" I mean me!

My surgeries went a-okay. Here's me as soon as I got home. See how weird I look? Mom says that's 'cause of the anesthesia. I don't like anesthesia muchos.


We're still waiting for the pathology results on the bumpy thing they removed so paws crossed those results are normal.

I was sooooooo out of it the past few days...like super ultra mega out of it. I ONLY wanted to snuggle and sleep on the couch OR go outside and leave eight million peemails all over the front yard!


Like I said though, I'm all better now. I went back to the doctor and got my bandage changed this morning and then I'll go back on Wednesday for one more change and theeen a few days later I'll get to have these stupid itchy stitches taken out!!!!!

So to celebrate me being all un-anesthesia'd, I took Mom shopping for Black Friday. Look at all the goodies we got!!!! Hehehe.

I needs some helps.

Soooo...I haven't bloggied for a long time but I need some help.


See, I have a weird cyst bump thing on my front paw that is driving me CRAZY!!! So I'm gonna have surgeries on the 23rd to remove it and then they're gonna cleans my teeth and take some x-rayz of my knees and hips.

My mama is SUPER worried about my surgeries. She thinks I'll chew out my stitches. And while she's already checked that the vet lady won't be using Ace (Acepromazine) on me, she's still realllllllly worried. So this is where I need the helps.

What can I do to make my mama realize I'm a big girl and a tuff cookie and I'll be just fine? What did you do to your hoomans before you had surgeries to make them calm down? Oh and what treats taste extra yummiez after surgeries? Hm, hm?

My inquiring Gucci girl mind wants to know.

Holiday weekends are the best thing everrrrr.

I got to ride in the car!! Thursday I went to the vet and got to play with another boxergirl and eat a l'il peanutbutta and get my allergies sorted out. I'm on new meds and they're working really well.

Then I got to go to Mom's Mom and Dad's house because it's like two minutes from the vet. I made a new NOMS friend...he's a penguin!!

Penguin was pretty easy to tackle...kinda boringggg.

He was so boring I was bored to sleep!!

Then I woke up and stole this l'il stuffie from Uncle Erik's room.

Then it was time to roach whilst getting a belly rub from Erik! Look at my new stuffie doing a headstand!! He's got skillz.Later I got to try some Blue Moon! It was tasty.

...then I passed out, but my shoes weren't on so I wasn't technically "passed out"...just asleep hehehe.

Look at this tangled mess of paws!

Hey Chefster 'o mine, I didn't follow your advice about getting foodstuffs, but I use my own tactic (sitting between Mom's Dad and the television and then Mom's Mom calls me over and then I just act cute around her and KABLAM...steak winds up in my food bowl).

Eventually we came back home and and I fell asleep.

Hope that you guys all had a pawesome weekend!! I've got a looot of catching up to do on my google reader so forgive me for a lack of commenting action. xxxoo.

Lotsa good news! [Updated]

Just got home from the vet!

I have been spayed already and I lost 2lbs!!

Mom says that means she doesn't get in trouble for giving me treats!
She also said that doesn't mean I get more treats. :[

They did a pee test to make sure I'm not on any banned substances before the paw-limpics. I totally passed that with flyinggggggg colors. They also said I have no infections and that my Mommy is "doing a great job" with me!!


YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! To celebrate I'm gonna go box with Uncle Erik and then take a nappy with my squirrel.

xxxoo's for all!
love, gucci

UPDATE: I got caught trying to bring squirrel on the couch at Mom's Mom's house but I charmed her 'n she let me snuggle up with her...but no squirrels allowed...sighhhhhhhhhhh. Can't win 'em all.

I can blog AND picture message.

Kevin just sent this to me:

I mean, a few words are missing but it's still pretty awesome.

Tomorrow I'm getting my manicure at the vet. I don't mind going there, riding in the car is so cool and everyone at the vet is so nice and I might get to see some of my rescue boxer buddies!!! I'm also getting checked out to see if I was spayed because Mommy is worried I may not actually be spayed and may be in heat?? ...I thought being hot was a good thing. Guess not. :\




Also, it's storming like crazy here. My home is around where it says "Alexandria" just a l'il south of Washington.

It's scary stuff.