Playdate!

Today I had some playtime with my l'il bro Bernie. It's funny because I'm his big sis but he's bigger than me and his Dad [Uncle Erik] is Mom's l'il brother and Erik is bigger than his big sis too!

Mom drove us over there in her new 2009 Volkswagen Tiguan. It has a turbo engine that Mom likes but doesn't really showoff when I'm in the car, which is good because usually I sleep in the car. Not today though.
That's not a funny shaped headrest, it's your girl Gucci being a backseat driver!

So Bernie and I had lotsa fun in the backyard. It's not fenced but Bernie is good off leash and I had my 25' retractable so we were good to go! We had fun doing boxer bullets [aka zoomies] and play biting and having a high jump contest to see who could grab the frisbee from the hoomans' hands. Next time we'll get a video of it!

I'd say it was a very pawesome day. Here's the end results [photos taken on Mom's yucky camera phone].

OMD I WAS TRICKED!!!

Soooo...remember how I gave a paward to the new boxerboy blogger on the block, Rocky? WELL it turns out that Rocky's blog was fake and that MY VERY OWN UNCLE ERIK didn't want Mom and I to think he had rescued a pupster so he made a blog.

STORYTIME!!!

Friday night I was hanging out with Mom and Uncle Erik came over and was like, "Bring Gucci upstairs I have something in my car I don't want her to see!" Mom was super confused so her and I just sat in the front window and GUESS WHO JUMPED OUT OF THE CAR??!?

MEET BERNIE!!
He is lazy just like me!

And he has l'il friends just like me!!

He's a British bred boxerboy who was rescued after his hooman went AWOL from the Army. He's brindled and has cute socks and is all flashy 'n stuff. He's three like me and his birthday is eight days after mine. I'M HIS BIG SIS!! I don't like sharing my hoomans and their houses with him but we had lotsa fun playing together and going on walks together, see for yourself!!

Also we took him to the vet [different from mine] and the crazy vet tech thought I only weighed 40 LBS!!! Pffft c'mon lady, I'm a svelte 63.0! Bernie's a lean 70lbs. He needs to put on some weight. He's soo skinny!!

I'm all set for snoozin'.

Remember a few days ago when I posted about how I needed a new bed??


Well, Mom went to Costco tonight and came home with a new bed for me!! It's a bright lime green with dark brown trim and will totally match my Mom's room. I was already super tired from my walkies with Uncle Erik so I wasted no time breaking it in!!

Look for it on an upcoming Tuesday Product Day soon!

Also, I MISS LOLA!!!
You were one of my first bloggy buddies and I hope everything is going well for you boxergirl.

Also also, over on the left there's a new l'il picture thingy. It's called, "Guess where the box is going!" Have any guesses??!?

There's a monster in my neighborhood.

Have you ever seen one of these things...?



WARN YOUR HOOMANS!!! IT EATS CHILDREN!!!!!

In other news, I was sneaky today. I didn't cry when Mom left for work coz I was a boxergirl on a mission! I snuck downstairs while Mom's Mom was getting ready for work and I took my ziploc of treats off the top of the keepsake trunk and shredded the plastic until I got out a big taquito treatie!! Mom's Mom and Uncle Erik didn't yell at me coz they thought Mom gave it to me before she left hehehe. Well, SURPRISE SURPRISE Mom came home from lunch and gave me a new toy [more on that in another post] and my first martingale collar. It's boring and black but Mom's gonna use that on walks now instead of just the chain. ANDDDD she got a 26' retractable lead so that I can run without running away and we can work on recall...that means more treaties! But yeahhh so Mom came home and gave me the toy thinking I was being good buuut then she saw the taquito treat and asked everyone if they had given me a treat and they all said no and then she went and found the shredded treat bag and then I got in troubleeee...but I already had the new toy!!

Hehehehe...I'm so sneaky it's pawesome!

Alsooo it's my Mom's barkday Sunday...so I think I'mma be busy giving her extra kisses!!!!

♥Have a sweet weekend blog pack.♥♥

Holiday weekends are the best thing everrrrr.

I got to ride in the car!! Thursday I went to the vet and got to play with another boxergirl and eat a l'il peanutbutta and get my allergies sorted out. I'm on new meds and they're working really well.

Then I got to go to Mom's Mom and Dad's house because it's like two minutes from the vet. I made a new NOMS friend...he's a penguin!!

Penguin was pretty easy to tackle...kinda boringggg.

He was so boring I was bored to sleep!!

Then I woke up and stole this l'il stuffie from Uncle Erik's room.

Then it was time to roach whilst getting a belly rub from Erik! Look at my new stuffie doing a headstand!! He's got skillz.Later I got to try some Blue Moon! It was tasty.

...then I passed out, but my shoes weren't on so I wasn't technically "passed out"...just asleep hehehe.

Look at this tangled mess of paws!

Hey Chefster 'o mine, I didn't follow your advice about getting foodstuffs, but I use my own tactic (sitting between Mom's Dad and the television and then Mom's Mom calls me over and then I just act cute around her and KABLAM...steak winds up in my food bowl).

Eventually we came back home and and I fell asleep.

Hope that you guys all had a pawesome weekend!! I've got a looot of catching up to do on my google reader so forgive me for a lack of commenting action. xxxoo.

Well, well, well...

I didn't get to go to the rescue, but I did manage to distract Mom and make her forget her camera before she left hehehe. HOWEVER, I forgot about her camera phone thing.

(Gucci's Mom here, these two were saved from a kill shelter in Southern Virginia, named Sonny & Cher, they are such a cute pair and are kept in the same crate because they are desperately attached to eachother. They snuggled up together in the crate and it was cuteness to die for! It's also crazy that there's no food agression between the two of them, especially since they are each atleast 20lbs underweight.)

Mom said these were the only two pictures she took there because I'm much prettier than any of the other boxers and she said she didn't play with any of 'em or give any treaties out.



mmMhmm! I sniffed her like crazy and knew she was lying. I smelled a 5.5 month old flashy brindle boxerboy named Vox, a young fawn pup named Mollie, a chillax fawn named Houdini (Mom says he escapes for any crate you put him in), a crazyyy boxerboy named Chance who barks and barks and barks. Oh oh and I smelled a sweetheart brindle named Belle...Mom and Uncle Erik said she reminded her of me...NO WAAAAY MOM I'M THE BEST BRINDLE BOXERGIRL!!!


Oh well. Mom said she might take me to the petstore today. I've been telling her I need to do some shopping for my boyfriend.

I heard a rumor today.

The lady that runs the boxer rescue Mom found me at is having double knee surgery soon! Mom talked to her and so tomorrow Mom and Uncle Erik are going over to help take care of the pups and stuffs and I DON'T GET TO GO!!! Mom said I would be a distraction and that I might get jealous of her spending so much time working with other dogs. YA THINK??!?

So instead I get to sit at home and wait and wait and wait and then sniff her like crazy and then look at all the pictures on her cammie and be jealous.

Sooooooooooooo HEY MOM!!!! I'm gonna be jealous no matta what so you should probably just take me...'specially since I heard about Dianne's new puppy! Hehehe Dianne is the lady who runs the rescue and one of her own boxers, Axle, is really sick (cancer) and his body isn't liking the treatments at all and one of Dianne's breeder friends gave her a boxer puppy. His name is Vox and he is 5.5 mos old and a sweetheart and I want to meet him!!!@#!

So MOM...TAKE ME PLEEEEEEEEEASE...I'LL BE SO GOOD, EVEN AROUND THE GIRL DOGGEHS!! PLEASE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM??!?!?!?!?

Lotsa good news! [Updated]

Just got home from the vet!

I have been spayed already and I lost 2lbs!!

Mom says that means she doesn't get in trouble for giving me treats!
She also said that doesn't mean I get more treats. :[

They did a pee test to make sure I'm not on any banned substances before the paw-limpics. I totally passed that with flyinggggggg colors. They also said I have no infections and that my Mommy is "doing a great job" with me!!


YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! To celebrate I'm gonna go box with Uncle Erik and then take a nappy with my squirrel.

xxxoo's for all!
love, gucci

UPDATE: I got caught trying to bring squirrel on the couch at Mom's Mom's house but I charmed her 'n she let me snuggle up with her...but no squirrels allowed...sighhhhhhhhhhh. Can't win 'em all.

What a weekend!

I'm really super tired but I'm sure you guys have been wondering what I've been up to the past few days sooo I'll blog for your benefit before taking a l'il siesta.

My Mom's Mom and Dad were going on vacation for a week [must be nice!] starting Saturday sooo we snuck over there Friday morning and gave Mom's Mom a really cute wake up call and I jumped all over her bed and licked her face and made her laugh tons. It was pawesomeee!! Then I played with Uncle Erik while Mom went to work. He took me to the playground! I went down the slide and we played tic-tac-toe!!! Later Mommy came home and we went for walks 'n all that good stuff.

Saturday was so sad...everyone was leaving me! I didn't want Mom's Mom or Dad [even though he doesn't like me muchos] to leave for the beach. Erik didn't want to play with me and Mommy was taking foreveeeeeeeer to get ready so I just sat in my favorite spot and hoped someone cool would come visit.


Then finally Mom was ready and we went to the Reston Dog Park!!!!! I was so excited because I had never been there before. As soon as I got outta the car and saw the park I knew it was going to be lotsa fun...THERE WERE FOUR OTHER BOXERS THERE!!! Two dark brindle and one light brindle and one fawn OHOHOH and guess what??? They were all boxerboys hehehehe! One of their Dad's told my Mom about some boxer meetups in the area and so I think I might get to make lotsa new friends soon. I was really well behaved at the park except for when a wire terrier named Geo tried to box me!!! He kinda thought he was bigger and more tuff than he really was and our parents had to pull us apart...but we were both totally not hurt and Geo's dad made him sit next to me and be nice. He really was a cute l'il dog [he looked just like Lenny and also kinda looked like a puppy version of my airedale pals]...I just can't turn down a boxing challenge. After the park Mom and I sat under a tree and drank lotsa water cozz we were both super dehydrated.

Ohhh later on Saturday Uncle Erik and Mom and I went for a nature walk which was awesome because it was really hot out and I got to splash around in the creek and stare at fishies. Mom gave me permission to eat one but those guys were waaaaay too quick. After the nature walk we came home and ate dinner and I totalllllly fell asleep. While I was dreaming Mom snapped a picture of my polkadot paw. Ignore the awful nails...I'm long overdue for a manicure.

Uh-oh for me too.

Ohhh I love the internet!!

After carefully studying my new buddy Mack's "Uh-Oh" post, I was able to put on my extra adorable face and get Mommy to not be mad at me for peeing in my crate while she was at work today. Well, get Mommy to not be super duper mad at me anyways. She was still kinda mad.

She's also mad because she was trying to surprise me with a three-piece cratewear set from Pet Dreams, and they sent her a stupid sleep-ezzzz dog bed instead. Uhh duhh I already have two dog beds and a Dora the Explorer blankie...I don't need another bed peoples!! So yeahhhhhhh...so much for that awesome surprise. Thought that counts Mom, totally thought that counts.

She came home grumbling about people on the fourth floor being jerks. I think that means fourth floor at workofficejob thing. Poor Mommy's having a tough day. Maybe she'll have a beer and give me a few sippies!!

I almost forgot!! My Uncle Erik was telling Mom today about some boxer named Oscar that he's seen on youtube [ps Cairo he loves watching your youtube videos...he wants a boxer just like you...is cloning boxers legal?? Seriously you're like my hero or somethin']. Does this mystery Oscar dog have a blog? I need another boxer idol.

I almost forgot again!!! Um, I totallllllly got kisses and a l'il boxing sesh from Prince today!!!!!! He's not on the internets but he's this really handsome fawn boxerboy. He makes my tail go so super crazy. Too bad his Dad's not my Mom's type. Hrmpfh.